New Italian joke book - PDF book

New Italian joke book: a select collection of the latest and best Italian jokes




New Italian joke book: a select collection of the latest and best Italian jokes, monologues, stories, etc., used by the most renowned celebrities on the American stage.


Example:
ITALIAN MONOLOGUE.

 Wunna daya wen I was outa West I waita at de stationa for de traina. A mana say to me: "Looka dat poora worn who sitta alia lona dare ant cry. Dat poora worn gotta no ticketa to goa homa." I goa passa de hatta. Den de mana he putta twenta-fi centa in de hatta. Alia de peep putta mon in de hatta. Byme-by de hatta full mon. Den de mana say : "Dees poora worn she gotta no coata. She need a coata." Den de mana he putta een noder twenta-fi centa ant passa* roun de hatta noder tima. Den de mana say: "Dees poora worn she needa merry widow hatta." Den he putta fifta centa in hees hatta ant passa eet roun againa.

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Wunna daya I goa een de saloona. A bigga Irish- mana he talka bout de fighta. He say de Irishmana maka besta fighta ant de Chinamana maka de worsta fighta. I say: "Why de Chinamana maka de worsta fighta ant de Irishmana de besta? He say dat when de Irishmana goa to fighta he praya de Lorda maka heem brava. I tolda heem de Chinamana aska hees Jossa sama tinga. He say : "Yes, butta who een de devil canna understanda heem?"


Collection of old Italian Jokes 1909


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